Get ready for an evening chock full of holiday head-scratchers! Note: all times are EST...
9:00PM B-Robo Kabutack: The Epic Christmas Battle!! Less of a Power Rangers Christmas episode, more of a Big Bad Beetleborgs Christmas episode.
9:50PM It's A Wonderful Red Green Christmas - The most Canadian show ever, which virtually no American knows about, despite it being on the air for 15 seasons; two holidays episodes were produced & this is the first one.
10:50 PM Max Headroom's Giant Christmas Turkey - England's first computer-generated TV personality naturally had a holiday special, and as one might expect, he sings a bunch of Christmas songs plus entertains celebrity guests.
11:30PM Rapsittie Street Kids Believe in Santa - After a lone 2002 airing and subsequent negative backlash, it has since remerged as the gold standard that all terribly produced CGI Xmas specials must be judged by.
12:15AM John Tesh A Romantic Christmas - Sounds exactly what you'd imagine it to be.
1:00AM A Very Merry Red Green Christmas - It cannot be emphasized enough how truly Canadian this show from Canada truly is; here's the second Christmas special.
1:45AM Kate Bush Christmas Special 1979 - The "Christmas Special" part is debatable, but there is no denying that one will get plenty of Kate Bush in all her glory.
2:30AM Ms. Velma's Christmas in America - a.k.a. Ms. Velma's Most Incredibly Magnificent Christmas Week is an hour-long tribute to America from the head of a Californian UFO cult who is also very adapt with firearms.
3:30AM Rex - Around 3 in the morning seems like an appropriate time to show a movie from Japan about a young girl who befriends a dinosaur... sans subtitles (if you can find any, please email them to matt@deathbyaudioarcade.com)