This month on Video Game Cliff Notes Volume 3

Marzipan says it's time....for an ACTION APOCALYPSE!!!!!!!!

We're going to be screening cutscenes from the bullet riddled depths of the 5th and 6th generation, chock full of that adrenaline goodgood. Slavjank you've never heard of. Japanese only releases with English voiceover. FMV tough guys. Media developed around what someone thinks Americans like. Things you thought were fever dream nightmares from childhood. Bruce Willis!

I'm serious! We'll be watching psx gem APOCALYPSE and watch future!Bruce take on the four horsemen and The President. We'll watch METAL WOLF CHAOS, a farcical Japanese only OG Xbox From Software joint where the president of the united states gets in his mech to single-handedly stop a coup started by the vice president, released in the very unpolitical year of 2004. We'll speed through the reboot no one remembers from Capcom's mid-decade western push, Final Fight Streetwise. Which also, for some reason, features the four horsemen? And much more!

Video Game Cliff Notes is a monthly screening series of (mostly) hand ripped cutscenes and content from the 5th and 6th generation of console. A magical time reminiscent of the vhs movie revolution where seemingly anyone could make a game and print a run of discs. Come view some of the strangest forgotten media you've never seen outside of a desperate blockbuster rental.

CW: media that is 20+ years old, may contain jokes that have aged like old milk